I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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