You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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