that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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