So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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