She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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