Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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