I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
