we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
