He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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