im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My vagina is officially offended.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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