I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Buhtt sex?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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