But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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