I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I need moral support for this bender
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
