i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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