Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Still dying that you shit outside
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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