I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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