Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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