he puts the penis in happiness.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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