so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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