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somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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