this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
There's always time for handjobs
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think your dad took our porno
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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