Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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