You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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