Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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