Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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