Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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