question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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