I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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