i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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