you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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