And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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