During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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