i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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