In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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