omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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