So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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