why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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