real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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