her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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