How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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