Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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