love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
They have beer where we have blood.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
