I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Randomize
