Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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