remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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