I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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