this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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