just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
