what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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