It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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