Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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