you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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