So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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