she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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