So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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