what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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