We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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